He should have died...

The ways most people thought my DH would die:

1. In a car crash, juggling food in one hand, his Blackberry in the other, steering with his knee.
2. The rope broke while rappeling.
3. Murdered by a rival haunter.
4. Choked on a burrito bowl at Chipotle.
5. Plane crash on the way to an exotic country.
6. Old age.